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beastriality @ 2009-05-25T00:22:00

2009-05-25T07:26:15Z

BEFORE I SLEEP!!11

Comment here with your characters' names and find out what my characters fantasize about you, if they do.

FOR:

Albert Silverberg
Seth Nightlord
Honlon (Kanan, Shuko and Junrei)
Jenna Angel
Mithos
Nyanko-sensei
Ashton Anchors

For obvious reasons, very few of these will have any sexual content whatsoever ;^;b

[CFUW 92 - locked to Gourry, Kharg and Echo]

2009-05-12T18:57:44Z

Hi! We don't have any apples this time, p-promise.

We're leaving very soon, but we'll be back later, and let's talk about the game then so the shepherd gives us more of our clue!

[CFUW 92 - locked to Littlefoot, Shuri, and Echo]

2009-05-12T18:54:35Z

Hey! We've gotta go out for a while, but here's a private post so we can talk later. It's unlocked to your team, the shepherd, and our team.

Because I'd like a clue that makes SENSE.

[CFUW 92 - locked to Rose's team]

2009-05-12T18:51:06Z

H-hi! Um. We haven't really talked before, but we're supposed to do something in private, right? We have to leave soon, and I don't think Echo's around right now, but if you want, we can all talk about the game here a little later ... and what we've got of the clue, and everything.

A-and, um, I got confused since your partner changed, I think? I-if you tell me who they are, I can unlock this to them too.

[CFUW 92 - locked to Echo]

2009-05-11T23:31:15Z

We may talk privately here, about the game, our suspicions, or whatever we choose.

[CFUW 86 - magical fun dragon tiems]

2008-12-18T07:10:16Z

Since we now have people to suspect, it might be wise to have a place where we can discuss our options.

beastriality @ 2008-09-10T08:50:00

2008-09-10T16:27:13Z

JUNREI:

- born from the personality of a ten year old boy.
- very childish, prone to crying.
- most needful of companionship, gets along well with other children, probably gets along better with boys than other girls.
- is most likely to use people's titles (miss, mister, father, sister, sir, ma'am), but even she rarely does it.
- most peaceful of the three sisters! Never actually fights with them, tries to make peace when they do fight, if unsuccessfully.
- needs the most attention of all three.
- is unable to see long-term consequences, only short-term. For example, keeping Chris will make everyone happy in the short term, but will damage him in the long term. She didn't notice the latter.
- easily distracted.
- loves sweets.

KANAN:

- born from the personality of Detective Leon Orcot.
- angry! ragey!
- is the sister least willing to take insult or rudeness of any kind.
- is the most casual/rudest speech-wise. Also the loudest.
- ... kind of tsundere, only her dere is still mostly tsun. I don't know, she just ... softens around certain people after a while. Mostly Chris. It's hard to notice, though.
- never gets along with anyone all of the time, but if she's raging by herself, she's often easy to calm down.
- is a MOTIVATIONAL BULLY for anyone who isn't Junrei. Even with Junrei, she never, like, CROSSES THE ABSOLUTE LIMIT. She's capable of reining herself in unless she absolutely loses her temper.
- is the only one of the sisters who overtly threatens; is also the frankest and most truthful. If she says she'll eat you, it's likely she means it.
- less likely to understand long-term things than Shuko, but more likely to than Junrei.
- most likely to damage property on a regular basis.
- easily distracted.
- hates sweets.

SHUKO:

- born from the personality of Count D.
- is the only one of the three sisters who can think in shades of grey; is actually the most intelligent of them all, and the most cryptic.
- is essentially the planning head, often the most focused head. Junrei will follow her lead. Kanan ... Kanan argues, but Shuko probably wins at least half of the time.
- calls herself the sensible sister. She is! Unfortunately, Kanan is very, very capable of riling her up--is probably the only one who can, in fact.
- when angry and unthinking, is the most destructive of the three sisters.
- prefers sweets to meat.

HONLON:

- is bonded to Chris Orcot, and only Chris Orcot, until death. He is essentially her owner. He is also the only human being whom all three heads unequivocally like.
- cannot work magic unless all three heads concentrate in tandem.
- is not tame. She behaves herself in camp, but she is still capable of eating you alive if you make her angry enough.
- cannot actually do something if one of the sisters is totally, absolutely, completely against it--this is because the three heads' minds do influence each other, even if they're independent of each other, and because all three sisters control only one body.
- her morals are not human morals! They are animal morals, or dragon morals, or demigod morals. She sees absolutely nothing wrong with shacking up in Maleficent's castle and chasing people off the lawn! But neither is she about to practice dark magic and start killing indscriminately.
- cannot be harmed or killed, or she would have done herself in by now.
- as she ages, her three personalities will probably run together a bit at the edges, and her focus will grow.
- she ... respects very few people, which is to say she doesn't consider a lot of them as being on equal footing on her (even D has problems with this), and rarely will she think of anyone as a superior (the only example we have here is, uh, King Gidora, who might actually be a manifestation of Honlon herself--the translations are UNCLEAR.)

SO HOW 'BOUT THAT PERMISSIONS/STATS

2008-01-06T07:18:06Z

HONLON

Age: T-technically 1, give or take a few months (I'm taking her from before the big spoilers in the last two books.) Had to wait a hundred years to be hatched, though!

Height: Tiiiiiiny little girl. Or gigantic dragon. YOU DECIDE.

Eyes: ... ACTUALLY I DON'T KNOW. They change with her personalities! Kanan has slit pupils, Junrei has huge woobie eyes, and Shuko is just kind of '|D.'

Hair: Long, black, bangs! Has a crown of flowers sometimes.

Medical Info: I...is a highly pampered dragon.

Physical traits: ... is either a huge three-headed dragon or a little girl in ornate Chinese robes and jewelry! Her ears look like fins, for lack of a better word. Her way of speaking, eyes, posture and actions are different for each personality.

Tetsu and I are going to discuss what we'll do about seeing multiple forms. /o\ -- ETA Apparently whether others see an animal or a human is according to the animal's will! So we're going with that--if you think your character will be able to see the human or the pet specifically, please tell me OOCly! PLEASE NOTE that perception extends to everything else. If you see a human you are going to hear/smell/touch a human. If you see a dragon ... yeeeah. Thank you, magical shoujo manga logic.

What's Okay To Mention Around Him/Her: Pretty much anything lololol. Honlon does serve as the exposition sometimes s-so she may be able to tell something about YOU.

Notes for the Psychics: SHE HAS THREE SEPARATE BRAINS and likely Shuko can block probings. I-if you try and get a general reading off her to find out wtf is wrong, it will not be 'MPD' but 'three separate people who can act in concert when necessary.' On the surface she is like ';o; >:E |DD' but ... yeah, more complicated stuff under that.

Abilities: ... lots of this is vague, but when she fights with herself she can cause earthquakes. :( Can detect magic and when something is concealing its true form, as well as presumably being able to cast spells of her own. Can sometimes be fooled and/or not allowed to be a deus ex machina by sneaky ninja powers. Scries in a crystal ball in her chambers--she can see current events, I don't know about the past or future.

Uhhh can fly and breathe fire as a dragon. Shuko at least is a fantastic judge of character, although the three heads tend to feel generally the same about individuals. They just all express it very differently.

Also has the power to really confuse people, I guess.

Can I shapeshift/bodyswap/spit at/step on/etc?: Taaaaaaaalk to me. o/

Kissing/Hugging: D-depends on the situation! Kanan might get violent about it.

Fighting: IT WOULD ALSO DEPEND but you'd be fighting the dragon, not the loli.

Maim/Murder/Death: Nope! Honlon is both immortal and unkillable.

Cooking: Extra-crispy. 83

lol app lol

2008-01-06T06:55:28Z

Character Name: Honlon (Kanan, Shuko and Junrei)
Series: Petshop of Horrors
Character Age: Technically 1 or so! Appears as a little girl.

Canon: Welcome to Chinatown! Take in the sounds, smells, and exotic sights, and don't forget to stop by Count D's pet shop, where love and dreams are sold in the form of wondrous creatures. Like all good things in life, though, these have a catch. Upon buying a creature, customers must sign a contract containing a fixed set of rules, the breaking of which may lead to ruin, death…or worse. However, even when people are faced with these choices, not to mention a mysterious incense that causes them to see the pets in human form, a surprising number are willing to sign.

Among the creatures in the Count's menagerie are dragons, creatures whose personalities are affected by whoever handles them in the egg. Honlon is no exception, and the result is that her three heads each possess a different name and mindset. Kanan is angry, violent, and bitingly sarcastic; Junrei is childish, timid, and prone to crying; and Shuko is a reflection of Count D himself, enigmatic, wise, and a little eerie. As the three heads each have different outlooks on any situation, violent arguing tends to ensue between them—not to mention a lot of hair-pulling when Honlon is in human form. Thankfully, as a little girl, she has only one head, though this does not make conversation any less confusing.

Sample Post:

All right, you damned puny undead humans, my name is Kanan and you're making me ANGRY. How dare you kidnap me from my chambers to this miserable mudpit of a stinking swamp?! No matter now afraid you are of her, I'd like to inform you that your Director's got nothing on me, you ignorant bunch of peons. She's going to regret keeping me here, and so are you, because your puny efforts to beat me are absolutely useless! Whether it's one fish, two fish, red fish or blue fish, I can take any sea life you try to hit me with! And even if you upgrade to land creatures, it won't work! Look at me now, disappearing your cow--and where is your cow, you ask? I've eaten it n--OW! Who the heck puts gears in these things?! I'm going to make you sorry you were ever BORN!!

K-Kanan, please don't be so violent! Can't we all just get along for a minute without anybody getting hurt? I mean, I'm certain that there's a possibly terrible reason for all this, b-but if you get rid of them all, who can we ask for help to get home? S-see, maybe they'll be friendly, this one's even introducing himself ... Mr. GraaAAAaargh, I'm sorry Kanan yelled your ears off, but I'm sure if you pick them up they'll soon be good as new. Can you hear me now? If you can, then what she really meant to say was--AAAAH STOP YANKING ON OUR HAIR SOB!

And n-no, Mr. GraaAAAaargh, you misunderstand! Thinking about you doesn't make me touch myself, I just need her to stop for a minute! P-please don't come near--KYAAA!

WASN'T ONE DEFEAT ENOUGH, FOOLS?! Need I spell out the situation for you? HERE! THERE! BE! DRAGOOOOOOOOOOOOONS! Trying to lay your rotten hands on us ... why, you're not even worth devouring, are you?! I might catch your apparent idiocy if I try. And while we're on the subject, you're jealous of the fact that I actually have brains, huh? Yeah, I also know we've got a spare--stop being a baby about it, Junrei!--but I'm sure not giving you any head, imbeciles! Take THAT, and THAT, STAY over there, and HAVE your little undead puppy too ...

... pardon us, sirs. My name is Shuko, and I apologize for my sisters' regrettably crude behavior. You may certainly rest assured that we will not, ah, what is the term? 'Triple-team' you fine, shambling, slightly unhinged fellows. Oh my. I do believe you were only doing your jobs, and you can hardly be faulted for performing them impeccably! Won't you come a little closer, and take a seat on some of that rock's less suggestive outcroppings? I'm sure we can have a proper discussion, and perhaps come to some more ... mm ... palatable understanding of this place.

Never fear: despite anything Kanan might say, I promise you I am strictly vegetarian. ♥

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